2. I don’t remember the last time I was really angry, I’m generally pretty chilled out. I do remember the angriest I’ve been (and probably the last time I’ve been really upset) was about 5 years ago, in year 8 (2007) when after already putting up with constant teasing due to the fact that I don’t eat meat (as stupid as it sounds), I one day had a raw piece of meat forced into my face as a ‘practical joke’.
I then tackled the practical joker to the ground and readied my fist, though decided to be the bigger man and instead I just got up, walked away, and found a place to cry.
I don’t still feel that anger; he’s doing some shitty tradie shit now, I no longer feel less than the douchebags I put up with back then. Also he shit his pants in year 7.
Granted, if I could have changed one thing, I definitely would have punched him when I had the chance. I’ve never punched anyone before. I imagine it would have felt incredible.
3. So basically I’m on a plane that has caught fire, and I may or may not survive. I can make only one phone-call before we crash.
I would call my dearest Emily, tell her that I love her very much, and that if I die, or worse, become a quadriplegic, she should find a nice young man who will allow her to have kids and a nice future together and all that jazz, provided he wears a mask molded from the head of my incapacitated body (or corpse) at all times.
Then I would text my mum to say ‘b hm l8’.Oh, and I would Tweet ‘down I go’ on impact.
23. The last time I was nice to someone with no expectation that they would return the gesture (besides the countless nice things I do for Emily) was today at work when I waved at a little girl in my giant bird suit (that’s my job shut up) when I’m supposed to be waving at cars and not people but nobody smiles in cars and the little girl smiled and I didn’t even expect her to go to the place I should be promoting because she couldn’t but I did it anyway just to make her happy for a little bit okay.
Thank you for the questions.
