August 2011
*brothers fighting in the lounge room*
Mother: There's no room in here for that!
Brother 1: That's what he said about his ass.
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Sometimes I catch myself smiling at someone else’s misfortune, and then I have to tell myself to stop smiling and remind myself of what a terrible human being I am. But then I smile again because being a terrible person makes me so, so happy.
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ball-chef replied to your post: How has your day been? I’m sick too loverboy I told you we should have used protection.
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THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY BLOG!
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unintentionally-deactivated2012 asked: Uhhh
What are you sick with? What colour is your bodily excretions? That's tmi right? Yeah
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Anonymous asked: any sexual fantasy
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Anonymous asked: hottest sexual fantasy
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QUICK! THERE'S STILL TIME! →
I’d appreciate it lots.
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I’ve promised myself that if I’m still sick tomorrow, instead of refreshing Tumblr all day and downloading moon landing / Brave Little Toaster footage, I’m going to finish my Vis Com final presentation. If I blog about it, I’ll follow through.
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ball-chef replied to your post: ball-chef replied to your post: Matty I love… Don’t try and be funny Matt You mean don’t try to be funny? Unless you mean that you don’t want me to simultaneously try, and be funny. In which case doing them separately shouldn’t be too hard, since funny just comes naturally to me.
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heatherfeeley replied to your post: heatherfeeley replied to your quote: oh i clicked… I really hate short stack now.. My work here is done.
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ball-chef replied to your post: Matty I love it NWO behind it all MORE LIKE NWA!
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heatherfeeley replied to your quote: oh i clicked the link…. SHORT STACK HATERS ARE… the same chic commented on my video.. FML You go, gurlfren!
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Larry: I will get the hell out of here if I see any touching at all. I find human contact repulsive.
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COMIC SAAAAAAAANS →
Sans-Serif Superman.
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“oh i clicked the link…. SHORT STACK HATERS ARE RETARDS!!! they have no...”
– AussieBrohh commenting on Short Stack Suck!
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Clicking on a blog and music starts playing
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